Monday 14 September 2009

My...

procrastination has hit a new, highly terrifying new level of laziness. today i bought 6 blank cds and a sharpie marker, and penned that down as a successful day. i watched three documentaries (that i thoroughly enjoyed) and counted that as research, again time well spent, neglecting and overlooking the salient fact that 9/11, crazy friends of the bears and british home front propoganda have no bearing on my immediate future. i've given up bread in an attempt to lose this weight, and today i created the breadless sandwich (a remarkably simple invention) again i chalkled this up to both productivity and progress, which a big hunk of meat should simply not be called. i walked a dog and spoke seth afrikane to it and credited that as rehearsal. i sent an email to a friend advising her on music she should enjoy, again i called that doing valuable exercise. and in about 20 minutes i'll go and watch the simpsons and call that "needed relaxation".

i have things i need to do. very important things. gadzooks.

1 comment:

RTWatson said...

You know, the first time I remember meeting you properly, you were hunting (valiantly if vainly) for blank CDs. Free ones, because you had no money. But now you can buy the things...how the times have changed.