Tuesday 12 May 2009

BJL. a status adventure.

Samuel Lannacombe Oliver is utterly fascinated by the man sitting opposite him in the library.Sun 19:37

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Samuel Lannacombe Oliver is disappointed. the man sitting opposite him now is boring and completely un-fascinating.Mon 0:48

Bill King at 01:09 on 11 May
You sitting opposite a mirror? BOOOOOM! You just got Sunday schooled!

Samuel Lannacombe Oliver is terrified. the girl opposite him in the library has mad eyes.Mon 18:26

Alys Peacock at 00:57 on 12 May
god sam, stop stalking everyone in your library and do some work!! :). x

Samuel Lannacombe Oliver is perplexed. mad eyes girl has a man friend who seems intent on "taking her" in the library.Mon 19:17

Teresa Passmore at 19:27 on 11 May
hahahahah.
stop stalking people that happen to be in the library and make some real friends!
get on with your work BOZO!!
xxx

Samuel Lannacombe Oliver has rid himself of the McShakes and is back to People Watching in the Library. I suspect the two girls opposite me of harbouring an unspoken loathing for one another. Mon 01:07

Samuel Lannacombe Oliver - a free Lucozade bottle. a lovely looking chap in a "Killers" t-shirt and two jocks rating girls on facebook. another fun evening in the library. 18:12

Fiona Darling at 18:16 on 12 May
i love your life.

Samuel Lannacombe Oliver - lucozade bottle working out fantastically. jocks still rating people on facebook however the "lovely" chap in the "Killers" t-shirt is a knob, he pushed past this lady and said "F**k you." to her. the library is a lie. 18:19

Samuel Lannacombe Oliver seems to be sitting opposite a jock's "let's do work" convention. obviously by "do work" i mean girl rating on facebook. madness. the 4th floor has let me down.19:30

Samuel Lannacombe Oliver is concerned that the computer next to him has gone all "Mary Celeste" is an invisible man working next to me? also i am now concerned that my people watching may be coming full circle. how do i know no one is watching my every move. 20:32pm. paranoia has set in.20:32

Samuel Lannacombe Oliver is now convinced that someone is writing about him. also it appears that the girl opposite him is either a sufferer of split personality disorder or is having a religious experience. 00:26am. it's getting weird.00:27

Samuel Lannacombe Oliver - my lucozade bottle is making me ill. it's like a ghost town in here. i can't feel my left foot. the people around me are making noise fit for an army. i keep getting blurry vision. i have to be up soon. and i can't finish my script (despite having passed the 20,000 words mark). 01:24am. we have just lost cabin pressure.2 minutes ago

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